sweater-monster:

ivyblossom:

joolaweed:

57circlesofhell:

Martin Freeman is ambling about London with no particular destination, just having a walk. While he’s standing at a spot and people watching, a couple of young women approach him. They tell him that they’re big fans of his movies and strike up an easy conversation with him. One of the women asks, “So what is it that you carry around in your bag anyway?” “’fuck’s it got to do with you?” Martin asks. They laugh, but he finally concedes and says, “OK, if you’re that curious I’ll show you.” He unzips his bag and reveals that it’s a bottomless portal to another dimension. As the two women crowd in front of Martin to get a better look, they catch a glimpse of what’s happening on the other side - John and Sherlock from BBC Sherlock fucking on a bed in space.

i would jump in the bag

Seems legit

WOW i read this whole thing under the impression that the first two words were “morgan freeman” and that ending was a TWIST i tell you