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0 notes: no one luvs me better delete it

1 - 20 notes: thanks close friends and acolytes

21 - 50 notes: cute little kitten post

51 - 100 notes: a fun-size candy bar post

101 - 500 notes: a full-size candy bar post

501 - 1000 notes: statistical probability of ppl starting shit increases on a logarithmic scale but u might be safe. little kitten post grew up to be a feral cat post. might scratch you, might not

1001 - 3000 notes: do not check the tags. do not check the tags. do not check the tags. do not check the tags. do not check th

3001-5000 notes: fuck you, fuck your blog, fuck your activity page, fuck your dashboard fuck your notifications fuck off!! fuck fuck fuCK!! FUCk fucc kcfhjd fuck fhc fdhf cudfFFF ucck

5001+ notes: they have taken the bridge and the second hall. we have barred the gates but cannot hold them for long. the ground shakes. drums… drums in the deep. we cannot get out. a shadow lurks in the dark. we can not get out… they are coming

#the content doesn’t even matter if a post has 10k notes on it someone is sending you death threats